October 2011
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my dog: master of the passive-aggressive lonely...
killerkaleidoscope:
“It’s okay, I know you’re busy. I’m not as important as your phone and that’s all right, I’m not a very good dog anyway. I’ll just lie over here quietly. By myself. Alone and unloved.”
yo, i could handle this, because i’d be like, you’re right dog, i don’t like you that much. my dog realizes that i haven’t pet her in 30 seconds and starts frantically...
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halloween
i’m fat so i can only be fat characters, but i’m also a woman so i can only be sexy characters, so i was “sexy fat neil” from community.
tennis shoes, jeans, serenity sweatshirt over a v-neck t-shirt and push-up bra. cleavage for miles. i carried a greendale community college messenger bag along with a d&d book and a set of gaming dice. i curled my hair a bit because...
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nngh
oh my god oh my GOD one of those huge multi-legged bug THINGS was on the wall in the bedroom. i started crying and ran downstairs until my partner said it was gone, but that means it is somewhere in the house possibly in my closet with my CLOTHES OH GOD KILLITWITHFIRE. i swear i’m going to wake up covered in them ugh i want to barf.
How old is this blogger? →
thefremen:
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tchy:
pixyled:
shonecakepastrypie:
The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://shonecakepastrypie.tumblr.com is written by someone 13-17 years old.
Sure, okay, let’s go with that.
The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://pixyled.tumblr.com is written by someone 13-17 years old. Oh
The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://tchy.tumblr.com is written by someone 65-100 years old.
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definatalie:
COMBOS!!!
I found these once at a petrol station. They were the best thing I ever put in my face and then I could never find them again.
i will trade you combos for mars or snickers pods:
i am fully serious about this. i once paid like us$40 for four stale bags of these things.
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hey guys look look at meeeeee
i posted on my blog.
this must be what my dog feels like all the time.
choosing between myself and disney.
karnythia:
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moonsdaughter:
a rant for the disney issue of cosmoqueer. in which i do cuss so there’s your warning. my films were: the princess and the frog, the lion king, and atlantis: the lost empire.
… [lots of awesome stuff cut for length]
Basically what i hope you’ve figured out i’m trying to say is, fuck disney.
The thing that kills me about Disney...
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choosing between myself and disney.
karnythia:
moonsdaughter:
a rant for the disney issue of cosmoqueer. in which i do cuss so there’s your warning. my films were: the princess and the frog, the lion king, and atlantis: the lost empire.
… [lots of awesome stuff cut for length]
Basically what i hope you’ve figured out i’m trying to say is, fuck disney.
The thing that kills me about Disney (along with everything...
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Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last...
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The Assistant
7th regeneration
green fuzzy socks
my dear friend
ridiculous
Actually if I were a Time Lord my most notable verbal tic would be my out-of-control fondness for adverbs. I can’t help being ridiculously attached to them! But I would like being the Assistant. Not really in charge, just somebody who shows up to help and make things easier for people.
the...
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via text
me: just woke up from a nap full of extremely vivid community dreams. i think i was chang.
my partner: we talking regular chang or peggy flemming?
me: sometimes i was with the study group and sometimes it was [our friends]. everyone kept avoiding me.
my partner: awww! i love you. that will never chang.
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cancer-man:
saying your fic is NC-17 when it does not include any sex is the highest form of internet treachery and should be punishable by death
i would add: writing nc-17 fic where the sex is right up front and then never including any more sex; writing nc-17 fic where the only explicit sex is between a secondary pairing; writing fic where you fade out just as the characters get to the good...
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ugh oh my god you guys
my cat cannot NOT be annoying right now. she is either all up in my business while i’m trying to tumbl or she is licking the bag of new clothes that i have not yet taken upstairs. i do not want cat spit on my clothes. why do i not have the calm and cuddly cats i had in ohio? why has life given me three neurotic attention-seeking animals, including one that has to be walked?
in totally...
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“Sex is an activity that you do with other adults by mutual agreement because you...”
– “yes you can! why enthusiastic consent is easier than you think” at social justice league
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the dog doesn’t understand how not to poop in the dining room at night so if she doesn’t go before bed my partner puts her in the crate. she doesn’t like the crate. she barks. all. fucking. night. i don’t like it when she’s in the crate because the barking puts me on edge. that is why we got a dog that rarely barks. except when she is in the crate. honestly i would...
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oh tumblr
it’s been fun but i have to get away for a while. my queue will continue but i’m going to take the weekend off and see how it goes.
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well i just saw a video of someone declaring their...
thiscuntsays:
i dunno i guess i missed the memo where in order for me to have a tat i had to have it in full view all the time?
anyway this person was the most tattoo and body policing individual. did you know people that could get pregnant should not get stomach tattoos because they will probably have kids? did you know if you’re fat you shouldn’t get a stomach tattoo? did you know your tattoo...
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